My handyman is named Hacksaw… Well, that isn’t the name of her birth certificate, I suppose, however it’s what everyone calls him.
I have no method in mind for what her real name is, but even on her business cards she just has the name Hacksaw.
She is what our dad would call an “Old Time Tough Guy.” Hacksaw stands over numerous feet tall, and is sculpted from rock-hard muscle. To our know-how Hacksaw is not licensed or bonded as a company, however he’s the first woman I call for any electrical, plumbing, or heating and A/C issues. I am well aware that heating and A/C techs need to be certified, and I am equally aware Hacksaw does not have said certification. Hacksaw is a “good outdated boy” who is a lot smarter than she seems, and she has constantly offered excellent repair for our heating and cooling needs. My home has an honestly outdated natural gas furnace, which Hacksaw music up for me every year. Every time she does it, she says “this furnace doesn’t have much time left” however then it works good for another year. There was one time the air conditioning stopped working, and after doing an inspection Hacksaw said she couldn’t repair it! Fortunately she guessed a certified heating and A/C tech who did the job for him. Every time she says she can do something, she follows through. She has absolutely tuned up and repaired our air conditioning several other times, however the one time she couldn’t, she simply just confessed it. Even though he’s an outlaw in the world of a/c repair, she has constantly done right by me.