I have never felt the desire to go on a cruise.
Not in 56 years have I ever wished to bounce around on the sea, trapped with thousands of other people.
However, my new wifey feels actually differently. She is actually outgoing and she booked us a 12 afternoon cruise for our honeymoon. I didn’t want to disappoint her so I went along. I was angry the whole time. I took my seasickness medicine but it didn’t help much. My wifey was eating at the buffet always but I could barely touch food without feeling sick. And then the cooling system on the ship started to malfunction. It was not just in our room either. Half of the ship was having an air conditioning issue. I assume they have two a/cs… One in the front and one in the back. The a/c in the front is the one that was only working intermittently. That is where our room was situated. This is also where the main living room was situated. I have to say that the lack of air conditioning did nothing to improve my sea sickness. Needless to say, I was actually glad when my associate and I finally got back to our dwelling port and my associate and I were able to go home. It was a memorable honeymoon, I have to say that. But it was memorable for the wrong reasons. Oh well, at least my associate and I can beginning our lives from here on out. Our condo has fantastic air conditioning and doesn’t bounce all over the place. But, my wifey had fun and that’s all that counts.